Update and well deserved thanks

Update on my girl Lisa:
First I want to thank everyone for helping her out especially so close to the last livejournal plea for fire victims. It was definitely not my choice of timing, but the whims of the weirdo on the ground floor.
robny and spooble have gleefully donated their queen size mattresses so she wont have to sleep on the floor any longer. For those keeping score there is $921.40 in cash/checks and a couple of gift certificates worth a hundred dollars a piece.

I have to tell you, everyone's generosity and warm wishes for Lisa melted my stony heart just like a Cadbury Cream Egg left on the dash in August.
At lunch I will see if Hallmark has a reasonable facsimile of the message,"Sorry some asshat burned your stuff - here is a big wad of money from benevolent strangers on livejournal to make you feel a little better."
Wish me luck.
We are going over tonight to give her what I have gotten thus far and after she kicks my ass for talking about her on the internet, I know she will be overjoyed that she can go out this weekend and maybe buy a new couch.

I would like to offer my most humble and sincere gratitude and for everyone else in this forum who knows her personally.

Please see the next up coming post for your regularly scheduled vitriolic hogwash.