![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
A short list of things I did not say
Jul. 11th, 2008 11:26 amduring my visit with my family in Florida over the weekend.
scenario#1
my brother asks me while in the drive through what I would like to have. I say, "a Chick-fil-a and a lemonade please sir." To which my sister-in-law replied "a sugar-free lemonade would be better for you."
what I did not say: You know what would be better for you? Some sugar-free shut up.
scenario#2
The server at brunch sets down a plate of eggs over easy, sausage and potatoes in front of the Commodore. The Commodore picks up his eating utensils and pronounces gleefully, "You know paranoia is its own reward!"
what I did not say: If that were true your son would be the richest man in the world.
scenario#3
The Commodore is sitting at my sister's kitchen table discussing the fact that even though two of the immediate family members were missing, the rest of us were here together now and that is better than "being beat with a piss elm club."
what I did not say: I am not sure that is correct.
scenario#1
my brother asks me while in the drive through what I would like to have. I say, "a Chick-fil-a and a lemonade please sir." To which my sister-in-law replied "a sugar-free lemonade would be better for you."
what I did not say: You know what would be better for you? Some sugar-free shut up.
scenario#2
The server at brunch sets down a plate of eggs over easy, sausage and potatoes in front of the Commodore. The Commodore picks up his eating utensils and pronounces gleefully, "You know paranoia is its own reward!"
what I did not say: If that were true your son would be the richest man in the world.
scenario#3
The Commodore is sitting at my sister's kitchen table discussing the fact that even though two of the immediate family members were missing, the rest of us were here together now and that is better than "being beat with a piss elm club."
what I did not say: I am not sure that is correct.
