Start spreading the news

So I had this post boiling up in me this morning, giving me heartburn and changing my eyecolor. It turned out to be some sort of depressing nonsense, but I did manage an entertaining metaphor about sea anemones.

Anyway, I will leave it for another day and make the general announcement to all you New York city rats that I will be blowing through your town next week and hanging out just south of the Central Park.

Anyone want to show me something?